BBM broadcast..

Saja nak share ngan korng BBM broadcast yg aku dpt dr frenlist kat BBm aku..

1)
A dying granny was talking to her granddaughter. "I may die any minute so I want u to inherit my farm including the villa, tractor, the farmhouse and all the livestock and $ 22,389,630.00 cash". "WoW!!" said the granddaughter'thanks granny, I didn't know you even had a farm & all this wealth! Where is it??

Grandma : 'Facebook.

2)
I heard your house got robbed last nite ..the robber give you 2 choice's suck his dick or give him your blackberry ..if you reading dis i see you still have your blackberry =)) ..good to know you ok....​​‎​​X_XнëнëнëX_XX_XнëнëнëX_XX_XнëнëнëX_X

3)
Teacher asks Timmy, "Why did u bring your cat to school today?"Timmy replies (crying:'( ), "I heard daddy telling mummy this morning "Baby,I'm gonna eat that pussy when the kids go to school"

4)
A man was laying in bed with his new Thai girlfriend in Phuket..
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles - something she loved to do. Enjoying it, he turned and asked her "Why do you love doing that so much?"
"Because", she replied, "I really miss mine.

5)
A lady takes her lover to her house during the day, while her husband is at work and
Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet to skip school.

Unexpectedly her husband returns home, so she asks the man to hide in the same closet.

The boy now has company!

Boy: "dark in here"
Man: " yes it is"
Boy: " I have a baseball"
Man: " that's nice"
Boy:" wana buy it?"
Man:"no, thanks"
Boy:" my dad is outside"
Man: " ok how much"
Boy: "250 bucks"

In the next few weeks it happens again and they meet in the same closet.
Boy: "dark in here"
Man: " yes it is"
Boy: " I have a baseball glove"
Man: " how much"
Boy:"750 bucks"
Man; "fine"

Few days later the father says to the boy, " grab your gloves and ball and let's go to the park
The boy says"I sold them"
Father:"how much"
Boy:"1000 bucks"
Father:" it's terrible to over charge ur friends. We are going to church and u have to confess!"
So they go to the church and father alerts the priest, makes the boy sit in the confession room and closes the door

Boy :"Dark in here"
Priest: "don't start this shit again"=)) =D

Ok tu dlu bt masa ni..ade yg sedih2 juga..bukan yg lawak2 bodoh aje..Nnt aku paste kat cni..hikhik
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