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Jujur aku menangis saat baca ini :
Aku mempunyai pasangan hidup...
Saat senang aku cari pasanganku
Saat sedih aku cari ibu
Saat sukses aku ceritakan pada pasanganku
Saat gagal aku ceritakan pada ibu
Saat bahagia aku peluk erat pasanganku
Saat sedih aku peluk erat ibuku
Saat liburan aku bawa pasanganku
Saat aku sibuk anak dianter ke rumah ibu
Saat sambut valentine slalu beri hadiah pada pasangan.
Saat sambut hari ibu aku cuma dapat ucapkan "Selamat Hari Ibu"
Selalu aku ingat pasanganku
Selalu ibu yg ingat aku
Setiap saat aku akan tlpon pasanganku
Kalau inget aku akan tlpon ibu
Selalu aku belikan hadiah untuk pasanganku
Entah kapan aku akan belikan hadiah untuk ibu
Renungkan:
"Kalau kau sudah habis belajar dan berkerja...
bolehkah kau kirim uang untuk ibu?
Ibu tdk mnta banyak... lima puluh sebulan pun cukuplah".
Berderai air mata jika kita mendengarnya........
Tapi kalau ibu sudah tiada..........
Ibu aku RINDU.......AKU RIIINDDUU... SANGAT RINDU....
Berapa bnyk yang sanggup menyuapkan ibunya....
berapa bnyk yang sanggup melap muntah ibunya.....
berapa bnyk yang sanggup mengganti lampin ibunya.....
berapa bnyk yang sanggup..... membersihkan najis ibunya.......
berapa bnyk yang sanggup....... membuang ulat dan membersihkan luka kudis ibunya....
berapa bnyk yang sanggup berhenti kerja untuk menjaga ibunya....

Dan akhir sekali berapa bnyk yang sembahyang JENAZAH ibunya......

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BBM broadcast..

Saja nak share ngan korng BBM broadcast yg aku dpt dr frenlist kat BBm aku..

1)
A dying granny was talking to her granddaughter. "I may die any minute so I want u to inherit my farm including the villa, tractor, the farmhouse and all the livestock and $ 22,389,630.00 cash". "WoW!!" said the granddaughter'thanks granny, I didn't know you even had a farm & all this wealth! Where is it??

Grandma : 'Facebook.

2)
I heard your house got robbed last nite ..the robber give you 2 choice's suck his dick or give him your blackberry ..if you reading dis i see you still have your blackberry =)) ..good to know you ok....​​‎​​X_XнëнëнëX_XX_XнëнëнëX_XX_XнëнëнëX_X

3)
Teacher asks Timmy, "Why did u bring your cat to school today?"Timmy replies (crying:'( ), "I heard daddy telling mummy this morning "Baby,I'm gonna eat that pussy when the kids go to school"

4)
A man was laying in bed with his new Thai girlfriend in Phuket..
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles - something she loved to do. Enjoying it, he turned and asked her "Why do you love doing that so much?"
"Because", she replied, "I really miss mine.

5)
A lady takes her lover to her house during the day, while her husband is at work and
Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet to skip school.

Unexpectedly her husband returns home, so she asks the man to hide in the same closet.

The boy now has company!

Boy: "dark in here"
Man: " yes it is"
Boy: " I have a baseball"
Man: " that's nice"
Boy:" wana buy it?"
Man:"no, thanks"
Boy:" my dad is outside"
Man: " ok how much"
Boy: "250 bucks"

In the next few weeks it happens again and they meet in the same closet.
Boy: "dark in here"
Man: " yes it is"
Boy: " I have a baseball glove"
Man: " how much"
Boy:"750 bucks"
Man; "fine"

Few days later the father says to the boy, " grab your gloves and ball and let's go to the park
The boy says"I sold them"
Father:"how much"
Boy:"1000 bucks"
Father:" it's terrible to over charge ur friends. We are going to church and u have to confess!"
So they go to the church and father alerts the priest, makes the boy sit in the confession room and closes the door

Boy :"Dark in here"
Priest: "don't start this shit again"=)) =D

Ok tu dlu bt masa ni..ade yg sedih2 juga..bukan yg lawak2 bodoh aje..Nnt aku paste kat cni..hikhik
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OM burger

OM burger ni aku try last week...bege pkcik ni agk famous la...jgn tnya aku mana loc dia sbb aku hanya folo kete membe kesana...yg aku tau gerai dia dpn 7e!...bg aku bege ni biasa je...tekak n selera masing2 kan...klu krng nk g try..cuba ah google..mana tau jumpe maps nk kesana kan...



Nmpak selekeh kan??? Huhuhu..aku tgk pkcik tu buat men tabur jer semua.. Huhuhu

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Holaaa....

Harini nk share percubaan pertama aku msk lauk ni...aku en campur je bhn2.. Sbb xpenah try kan... So kasi hentam saja.. Alhamdulillah menjadi...hikhikhik




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